Theydies and Gentlethems Showbusiness Cheeky Briefs

You're at SLC's grittiest underground cabaret.

The voice of god comes over the crowd... "Theydies and gentlethems, the show is about to begin." You take your seat. Shenanigains ensue. 

I can't wait for this to come back either, so the only logical outlet was to make underwear about it. These ones are the brief styling with low-profile flat gusset, but if you're looking for a different cut with a similar idea, scroll through all our genderless undies! I made an assortment like this, some with Behind The Zion Curtain Cabaret written on them, and some only with the Voice Of God announcement, and some with "this is my showbusiness" written on the front.  

These might be a bit tight if you have anything hanging around down there, but this design comes in multiple cut styles for whatever genital pocket needs you have.

Here's the official notes about it: 

- Made from super soft peachskin jersey in 92% polyester/8%spandex and lined with bamboo/rayon/spandex for comfort. 
- Classic cheeky brief cut is both comfy and flattering.
- Fully printed 1.25” wide elastic waistband stays in place, doesn't roll down, and won't cut into your body.
- Activeseam stitching lays flat against the skin, moves with you and keeps seams smooth and bulk free
- Never-fade full color sublimation print lasts even with repeated wear and washing, and ink is safe both for skin and the environment.

Handmade ethically to order!

Printed, cut, and sewn in an ethical, eco-friendly production studio (no sweat shops!) and shipped directly to you, so please leave about 6-8 weeks for creation and shipping. It usually takes me about 1-2 weeks to print, cut, and sew everything up, but could take a bit longer. I'm based in North America and do ship internationally. USA orders will include tracking numbers, but International orders usually will not. If you'd like international tracking to be added, it will cost a bit extra depending on your location but please reach out and I'll get you sorted!

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