Undies Subscription: all the colors of the rainbow

The gayest clothing subscription I've ever seen.

Sign up for a subscription and I'll give you a questionnaire to let me know things like your undies style preference and pronouns -- be sure to check your email for the questionnaire! It'll arrive to your inbox as a google form.

Then using your info I'll create and send you a pair of undies as often as you choose! They will have your pronouns on them every time, and we'll rotate through each color of the rainbow. They will always be handmade from super soft peachskin jersey, cotton, bamboo, and spandex. You can skip an order or cancel any time before your subscription's billing date, and it's easy to change undies shape, pronouns, and size in the customer portal.

What are my options? 

Check the photos for the huge selection of undies that I'll pull from for you each time. Beyond that, the tiers include...

$30 Subscription: Cover My Butt.

Just undies. This is the undies subscription you'll get if you just want me to regularly send you a pair of underwear with your pronouns on it, rotating through each color of the rainbow. No extras, no bullshit, just consistent comfy undies for any gender! 

$50 Subscription: Undies + A Gift .

A pair of undies and a small gift! This is the undies subscription you'll get if you want me to regularly send you a pair of underwear plus another small matching thing with your pronouns on it. It'll include a shirt, or a face mask, or a notebook, or a scarf, or a pencil case, or something small like that, plus always consistent comfy undies for any gender designed especially for you! Up to a $75 dollar value in every box. 

$100 Subscription: Undies + The Full Experience.

At least one pair of undies plus either a large gift or several small ones! This is the undies subscription you'll get if you want me to regularly send you a pair of underwear with your pronouns plus matching whatever else I can fit in the box. It'll include shirts, or lounge pants, or another pair of undies, or art, or a crop top, or a dress, plus always consistent comfy undies for any gender! Up to $150-$200 dollar value in every box.

How does it work? 

You'll pick your subscription tier below and give me your email during checkout. Then I'll send you a questionnaire to find out your undies size, pronouns, and preferred undies shape(s), shirt measurements, and favorite color so I can keep that on hand for all your future boxes -- be sure to check your email for the questionnaire! It'll arrive to your inbox as a google form. 

Then once you let us know what you like thru the form, we'll get to work on your first shipment!

This is a subscription service, so please keep that in mind when signing up. Depending on the timing you choose, I'll keep designing and sending out things for you using the form. Any time you need to change anything about your subscription you can -- pauses, cancels, order skips, and tier changes can be handled in the customer portal or contacting me directly, and size changes, pronouns, names, undies shapes, and artistic preferences can be handled by editing your google form or reaching out to me directly. I always want to make absolutely sure I'm making things that people genuinely like and WANT to wear, so please don't hesitate to give me feedback so I can improve what I create for you. 

Handmade ethically to order!

After each rebill, we will print, cut, and sew everything up in an ethical, eco-friendly production studio (no sweat shops!) and ship directly to you, so please leave a bit of time for creation and shipping. It usually takes me about 1-2 weeks to make everything from scratch, but could take a bit longer. I'm based in North America and do ship internationally. USA orders will include tracking numbers, but International orders usually will not. If you'd like international tracking to be added, it will cost a bit extra depending on your location but please reach out and I'll get you sorted!

The official specs...

For Boxers:

These have a wide waistband that doesn't roll down, lay-flat no-poke seams, and are cut in a longer, stretchy shorts styling with a no-fly front pouch for support. If you don't need the extra room or would like a brief cut style, try the boyshorts or briefs.

- Made from super soft peachskin jersey in 92% polyester/8%spandex and lined with bamboo/rayon/spandex for comfort. 
- Classic no-fly boxer brief cut provides ample room with the right amount of support.
- Fully printed 1.25” wide elastic waistband stays in place and doesn't roll down.
- Activeseam stitching lays flat against the skin, moves with you and keeps seams smooth and bulk free
- Never-fade full color sublimation print lasts even with repeated wear and washing, and is safe both for skin and the environment.

For Boyshorts: 

They have a wide waistband that doesn't roll down, lay-flat no-poke seams, and are a comfortable "boyshort" cut. These might be just slightly tight if you have anything hanging around down there, but I've heard from penis-wielders that this cut is still comfortable and supportive. If you like a bit more room or would like a brief cut style, try the boxers or briefs. 

- Made from super soft peachskin jersey in 92% polyester/8%spandex and lined with bamboo/rayon/spandex for comfort. 
- Classic no-fly boxer brief cut provides ample room with the right amount of support.
- Fully printed 1.25” wide elastic waistband stays in place and doesn't roll down.
- Activeseam stitching lays flat against the skin, moves with you and keeps seams smooth and bulk free
- Never-fade full color sublimation print lasts even with repeated wear and washing, and is safe both for skin and the environment.

For briefs: 

They have a wide waistband that doesn't roll down, lay-flat no-poke seams, and a comfortable cheeky brief cut. These ones might be a bit tight if you have more junk down there, and in that case our boxer briefs might be a better option.

- Made from super soft peachskin jersey in 92% polyester/8%spandex and lined with bamboo/rayon/spandex for comfort. 
- Classic cheeky brief cut is both comfy and flattering.
- Fully printed 1.25” wide elastic waistband stays in place, doesn't roll down, and won't cut into your body.
- Activeseam stitching lays flat against the skin, moves with you and keeps seams smooth and bulk free
- Never-fade full color sublimation print lasts even with repeated wear and washing, and ink is safe both for skin and the environment.