Suzy Von Strip Merch Peignoir
Suzy Von Strip Merch Peignoir
Because this is what I'm doing with my skillset today. Making fun of people who make fun of new performers, in the form of designing personalized merch for a non-existent yet suddenly-ubiquitous burlesque star. Burlesque n satire n all that. And then when I showed people these things I made with her name, there were a few of y'all that actually wanted to buy it for some reason. Thank you, I'm losing it.
The front of the robe has "nobody has seen her..." on one side of the crossing part and "...but everybody wants to" on the other so it reveals to make a sentence. Her name is what I'm going to use to show off the types of customized merch design I can do for other performers, so if that catches your interest, send me a message!
Anyway, to explain the reference... basically somebody made up the stage name Suzy Von Strip to make fun of people who were intimidatingly good at burlesque right off the bat. Matt Finish (a burlesque dancer with a helluva platform, normally Matt does "(un)helpful burlesque tips" to satirize mildly problematic behavior that happens in the burlesque world) called it out yesterday. Then memes happened and suddenly Suzy Von Strip is more famous in a day than any other stripper has grown in 18 months.
The official stuff:
The styles and uses for this robe are endless! Created for performance artists or around the home, these eco-friendly robes add comfort to your elegance while wrapping you in art. Printed with plucked petals scattered on the outside front panel, 3 rosebuds revealed on the panel underneath, and matching 3 rosebuds on the back shoulder. Pair with a classic little dress like this one for a night on the town, drape over your own lingerie for a classy boudoir, or combine this rosebud crop top and pole shorts for a full performance-quality costume. Available in soft, almost-opaque Peachskin Jersey fabric, or in light, sheer chiffon.
Peachskin Jersey fabric:
• Hangs to just above the knees of most people
• Lightweight super soft jersey fabric in 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Every robe is printed and sewn by hand in Montreal, Canada
• Comes with knit bamboo rayon fabric trim and matching chiffon belt
• Clear look elastics to hold the belt subtly and release easily
• Vibrant print will never fade with wear or washing
• Micro overlock hem finishing
• Machine wash in cold water with a phosphate-free detergent, hang to dry
Poly Chiffon fabric:
• Hangs to just above the knees of most people
• Made from lightweight chiffon fabric, 100% polyester
• Every peignoir is printed and sewn by hand in Montreal, Canada
• Comes with knit bamboo fabric trim and matching chiffon belt
• Clear look elastics to hold the belt subtly and release easily
• Vibrant print will never fade with wear or washing
• Machine rolled edge hems
• Machine wash in cold water with a mild phosphate detergent, hang to dry, do not bleach
Peachskin Jersey fabric:
• Hangs to just above the knees of most people
• Lightweight super soft jersey fabric in 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Every robe is printed and sewn by hand in Montreal, Canada
• Comes with knit bamboo rayon fabric trim and matching chiffon belt
• Clear look elastics to hold the belt subtly and release easily
• Vibrant print will never fade with wear or washing
• Micro overlock hem finishing
• Machine wash in cold water with a phosphate-free detergent, hang to dry
Poly Chiffon fabric:
• Hangs to just above the knees of most people
• Made from lightweight chiffon fabric, 100% polyester
• Every peignoir is printed and sewn by hand in Montreal, Canada
• Comes with knit bamboo fabric trim and matching chiffon belt
• Clear look elastics to hold the belt subtly and release easily
• Vibrant print will never fade with wear or washing
• Machine rolled edge hems
• Machine wash in cold water with a mild phosphate detergent, hang to dry, do not bleach